bootyforbreakfast:

He’s expecting some ruff weather 

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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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awwww-cute:

my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

constable-connor:

That’s what I need for my school supplies

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You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

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tea-in-the-tardis:

itshiddlesbaby:

lasagnelasagne:

no australian house party is complete without half the people disappearing on a maccas run at about 11pm

What are maccas

maccas = mcdonalds